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。从此,这位反对贫富风化和社会不公的非洲王子,与弗雷德和桑德琳娜造成了一个劫富济贫的抢劫团伙,专门打劫邮局、百货公司和商店等,把得手的钱财分发给有需要的人。他们则在法国最美丽的山谷普罗旺斯的吕贝隆山区租住了两套房子,过起了田园诗般的生活。马盖特身边美女陪伴;弗雷德学习读写,桑德琳娜则在渐渐地引诱他他们重新回到圣埃蒂安,结果帮助他们抢劫行动的两个好友丧命,他们也被警察团团围住。平日的绿林好汉所为此时,让他们收到了回报。电视机、钢琴和家什纷纷砸向警车,警察忙于躲避。当他们逃离火海的时候,弗雷德发现,妻子埃洛迪的巨幅照片已经贴在了广告牌上。心有不甘的弗雷德很快得知埃洛迪已是贵族大亨的情妇,住在吕贝隆的豪华别墅享受着富裕生活,于是3人潜入别墅。马盖特抢劫得手,弗雷德因心系不再回头的埃洛迪,最终连累到桑德琳娜,两人被捕。在蹲了5年大牢后,弗雷德主动延长自己的刑期,以表示对因公务职员犯罪获刑较重的桑德琳娜的坚定爱情。在马盖特运用司法帮助后,两人刑期得以一致,很快获释。此时的马盖特已成为国王,他提出将财富的一成赠给了桑德琳娜和弗雷德的祖母(波莱特 迪博饰)。弗雷德不得不和他的新妻子桑德琳娜过上好日子,他们需要在法国物色一个最最美丽的地方。   

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。从此,这位反对贫富风化和社会不公的非洲王子,与弗雷德和桑德琳娜造成了一个劫富济贫的抢劫团伙,专门打劫邮局、百货公司和商店等,把得手的钱财分发给有需要的人。他们则在法国最美丽的山谷普罗旺斯的吕贝隆山区租住了两套房子,过起了田园诗般的生活。马盖特身边美女陪伴;弗雷德学习读写,桑德琳娜则在渐渐地引诱他他们重新回到圣埃蒂安,结果帮助他们抢劫行动的两个好友丧命,他们也被警察团团围住。平日的绿林好汉所为此时,让他们收到了回报。电视机、钢琴和家什纷纷砸向警车,警察忙于躲避。当他们逃离火海的时候,弗雷德发现,妻子埃洛迪的巨幅照片已经贴在了广告牌上。心有不甘的弗雷德很快得知埃洛迪已是贵族大亨的情妇,住在吕贝隆的豪华别墅享受着富裕生活,于是3人潜入别墅。马盖特抢劫得手,弗雷德因心系不再回头的埃洛迪,最终连累到桑德琳娜,两人被捕。在蹲了5年大牢后,弗雷德主动延长自己的刑期,以表示对因公务职员犯罪获刑较重的桑德琳娜的坚定爱情。在马盖特运用司法帮助后,两人刑期得以一致,很快获释。此时的马盖特已成为国王,他提出将财富的一成赠给了桑德琳娜和弗雷德的祖母(波莱特 迪博饰)。弗雷德不得不和他的新妻子桑德琳娜过上好日子,他们需要在法国物色一个最最美丽的地方。   

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