新黑暗圣经

　　December 23, 1983: Just days before Christmas, the Oliverio family readies their Feast of the Seven Fishes, an Italian tradition stretching back to the old country of Calabria. Amidst the preparations, Tony Oliverio, a young man with big dreams and a bigger heart, wonders if he'll find love this Christmas season or spend it alone with his loud and loving family - Great Grandma Nonnie, Grandpa Johnny, Great Uncles Frankie and Carmine, his parents, his brother, and a host of friends. When Sarah, the girlfriend of his best friend Angelo, introduces Tony to Beth, it looks like Tony's holiday experience might take a turn for the better. That is unless Nonnie thinks Beth isn't good enough for her great-grandson, and Beth's Ivy League suitor doesn't steal her heart first. Come on inside, where it's warm, and the smells of cooking fish permeate the air, and let's have a visit.

　　Santhosh, a youth who is struggling with 'Micro Penis Syndrome' marries Amrutha in an unavoidable situation but continues to postpone their first night nuptials. He comes across a Godwoman who has a herbal medicine to address his problem.

　　尼基（约翰·亚伯拉罕 John Abraham 饰）和杰瑞（阿克谢·库玛尔 Akshay Kumar 饰）是结识多年的好友，两人之间的友谊十分坚实。经融危机的来临让他们失去了唯一的经济来源，糟糕的是，尼基需要筹得聘礼迎娶心爱的女友，而杰瑞则有小外甥需要抚养，两个大男人眼看就要落入走投无路的境地。　　情况紧急之下，尼基和杰瑞决定去当男公关，他们改名换姓，隐藏起了真实的身份。令两人没有想到的是，他们竟然意外的适合这样一份特殊的工作，不仅获得了观众们的喜爱，还赚得盆满钵满。可是，纸终究包不住火，得知真相的女友离开了尼基，杰瑞亦丧失了外甥的抚养权，他们再度陷入了困境之中。

　　影片根据真实事件改编。大卫（扎克·加利费安纳基斯 Zach Galifianakis 饰）是一个世俗意义上的老实人，虽然他的职业并不平凡，他是一名运钞车司机，但是大卫知道，无论他所驾驶的车辆里塞了多少的钱，这些钱都和他没有半毛钱关系，他也从来没有对这些钱动过一点歪脑筋。大卫每天唯一的盼头，就是能够和美丽的女同事凯利（克里斯汀·韦格 Kristen Wiig 饰）说上几句话。　　哪知道有一天，凯利突然“邀请”大卫参加一场“精心策划”的抢劫活动，和他们一起的，还有看上去就不靠谱的史蒂夫（欧文·威尔逊 Owen Wilson 饰）。果不其然，抢劫计划搞砸了，但大卫怎么也想不到，自己竟然是背锅的那一个。